Wake Up To Your Own Personal English Butler! Charming British accent alarm clock utters clever phrases to gently prod you out of bed
Waking up never felt so regal! Simply set the alarm on this elegant
clock, and at the appropriate time your personal butler will announce it
is time to wake up.
The high-quality voice clips play through a large base-mounted speaker, featuring the voice of Stephen Fry, reprising his role
as Jeeves from the 1990s British television comedy series Jeeves and Wooster.
The Personal Butler Clock is available in His and Hers editions. Here are some sample morning messages:
"His" samples
“I'm so sorry to disturb you sir, but it appears to be morning. Very inconvenient, I agree, sir. I believe it is the rotation of the earth which is to blame, sir.”
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“I'm delighted you have survived another night. May I add my own congratulations to the roar of the world's approval? Thank you, sir.”
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“The world has been very anxious to hear from you for the last eight hours. Shall I inform the news agencies you are about to rise, sir?”
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"Hers" samples
“Good morning, Madam. Let me draw the curtains and pour your tea. There are two little croissants from your special supplier which have no calories whatsoever. In the pots is a special sort of jam that consumes more calories than it produces.”
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“Good morning, Madam. The current issue of Vogue has devoted its editorial to your sense of style, purpose, beauty and personal grandeur. It may be advisable to use the rear entrance today, Madam, to avoid the crowds.”
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“Good morning, Madam. Your horoscope is extremely pleasing this morning. It appears that all shall be well and that all manner of things shall be well. You have only to persist in your natural way and the world will succumb to your wishes.”
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In fact, there are around 130 or so sounds all built into this clock, including a 90 second restful call for sleep so you may end your day in as wondrous a manner as you've begun it. Thank you, Sir.
Black lacquer housing
Glass front to protect clock hands
Pop-on light for late-night time checks
High-quality voice clip and base-mounted speaker for superior voice quality
Size: approx. 5 1/2 inches wide by 5 inches high by 4 inches deep
Original, clever and fun! Perfect for your own nightstand or as a gift!
